Jay Harris is Cpt. LoadTest

@woodardj Unfortunately, my clock stops ticking when I'm not working. Independence has its good side and its bad. 1 day ago

@RobGibbens Probably the former, but the latter would certainly end the misery of being sick. And the headaches wouldn't come back. Ever. 1 day ago

Been out sick two days. Prob have two left. Can't breathe. Light headed. Eh. At least the drugs kill the headaches. 1 day ago

Code is inherently testable when the test are written first, but it never is when the tests are written "eventually". Untestable code sucks. 4 days ago

MRI results are in; scans are clean. That's good and bad. Good that my head isn't jacked; bad that modern medicine can't figure this out #fb 4 days ago

/me looks at data on new production web site. /me looks at data stored in database. *uh oh* /me senses impending doom. 4 days ago